funy pickup Line

jhawee · 1 funy pickup Line Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:46 am

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isang araw. si junior ay pumasok sa eskwelahan. tapos may dala-dala siyang pusa. nagtaka yung guro niya.
Guro: junior, bakit dala mo ang pusa
Junior: mom, kasi naaawa ako sa kanya, sabi kasi kagabi ng syota ng ate ko. "I will kill your pussy"

Doon sa ospital.
Babae: ano po doc. tutubuan pa ba ako ng tagyawat
Doctor: hindi na
Babae: talaga po doc. hindi na?(masayang-masaya)
Doctor: Oo, kasi wala nang space...

jhawee · 2 Re: funy pickup Line Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:47 am

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guy: hey baby, whatz your sign?
girl: do not enter

guy: is this seat taken?
girl: no, and this won't be either if you sit in it.

guy: if i saw you naked, i'd die a happy man...
girl: if i saw you naked, i'd die laughing.

jhawee · 3 Re: funy pickup Line Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:48 am

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Reporter interview congressman:
Reporter(maganda at sexi): bakit mo pinisil ang boobs ko?
Congressman(nakangiti): eh.. nakalagay kasi "press"

a elephant ask a camel "why do you have a boobs on your back". the camel respond "I don't answer question from one with a penis on his face"

Pipoy · 4 Re: funy pickup Line Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:58 am

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Boy: Miss, tinapay ka ba?
Girl: Hinde, bakit?
Boy: Amoy putok ka kasi eh. GTFO!
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Boy: Miss, kabayo ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Gusto kasi kitang kabayuhin eh Twisted Evil

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Pulis: Miss, kriminal ka ba?
Babae: Hindi po, bakit?
Pulis: Gusto kasi kitang paputukan Twisted Evil

coated_pill · 5 Re: funy pickup Line Sun Apr 29, 2012 7:58 am

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aanhin mo pa ang PAG-IBIG na WAGAS
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kung pag nagsama na kayo,wala kayong pambili kahit "BIGAS"
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Pwede bang tayo na lang?
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Nakakapagod na kasing umupo eh!

coated_pill · 6 Re: funy pickup Line Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:05 am

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Hindi mo naman kelangan libutin ang buong mundo para hanapin ang TRUE LOVE mo..
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May ADDRESS naman kasi ako, gusto mo ibigay ko?

coated_pill · 7 Re: funy pickup Line Thu May 03, 2012 2:02 am

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Minsan, may mga taong hindi mo inaasahang darating..
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Kaya magsasaing ka ulit dahil kulang ang kanin

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My parents told me: You've got to stop watching so much TV, and read MORE!
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So I turned on the subtitles.

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AYOKO NA SA SARILI KO ! ! !
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Gusto mo SAYO NA LNG AKO ???

coated_pill · 8 Re: funy pickup Line Fri May 04, 2012 2:50 pm

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B: Anong gusto mo sa isang lalaki?

G: Mmm, ung inuuna muna ung studies.
Hindi yung puro love ang inaatupag. Ikaw?

Boy: Ewan? Hindi ko alam eh.
Inuuna ko muna kasi ung pag-aaral ko.

lol!

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