Man: Haven`t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that`s why I don`t go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I`ll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I`m a female inpersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what`s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I`d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I`d probably die laughing.