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Welfare Guy Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:00 am
Calpol
A Welfare Check Guy walked into the local Welfare Office to pick up his weekly check.
He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Sir, your timing is absolutely excellent. We just got a job posting from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful, single daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours and the extended duties, meals will be provided. As her bodyguard you'll be expected to escort the daughter on her frequent overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual desires when requested. You'll also be provided a fully furnished and maintained two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is offered at $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed and in an absolute daze, said, "You're bull shittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well you started it! ! !"
He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Sir, your timing is absolutely excellent. We just got a job posting from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful, single daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours and the extended duties, meals will be provided. As her bodyguard you'll be expected to escort the daughter on her frequent overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual desires when requested. You'll also be provided a fully furnished and maintained two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is offered at $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed and in an absolute daze, said, "You're bull shittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well you started it! ! !"